Declaration of Defiance
We, the women of the United States of America, or some of us anyway, in order to protest, undermine, irritate, and otherwise defy the incoming president, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, and his regime, as well as the platform of prejudice upon which it was built, hereby pledge to be a nuisance. In the face of injustice we will refuse to remain silent, using humor, rants, and logic, in addition to all the tools in our creative arsenal to draw attention to this national and moral travesty. We will not allow this moment in our history to define the future of our country. We solemnly swear that we are up to some good.